SUS Sloth Hoodie – Funny Gen Z Unisex Pullover | Gen Z Bruh

He’s not chill. He’s calculating.

The SUS sloth returns — now in hoodie form. Embroidered with full-on “what are your intentions?” energy, this pullover is for those who move slow but notice everything.

Ideal for lurking, low-stakes drama, and warming up while watching the group chat implode.

🦥 Soft cotton exterior with fleece interior
🫣 Front pouch pocket for snacks and silent judgment
🙃 Unisex fit — perfect for all suspicion levels

Stay warm. Stay quiet. Stay sus.

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

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