SUS Sloth Dad Hat – Funny Gen Z Meme Hat | Gen Z Bruh

Is it paranoia… or is something actually sus?

This sloth isn’t chill — he’s evaluating threats at 0.2x speed.

Perfect for people who ask “who all gonna be there?” before committing to plans, and for anyone fluent in suspicion as a second language.

🦥 100% chino cotton twill
🧢 Low-profile, unstructured fit
🛠️ Adjustable strap with antique buckle
🙃 One size fits most

Stay cozy. Stay cautious. Stay sus.

Size guide